What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
I'm a big fan of metal.
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why are cowboys always religious?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?