What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
I'm a big fan of metal.
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why do bees buzz?
What birds always travel in twos?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why was the picture sent to jail?