What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
I'm a big fan of metal.
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What's the opposite of irony?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Which celebrity loves to read?
The museum curator needed a break.
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What insect thinks it's a dog?