Why do pigs tell jokes?
Because they love to ham it up.
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
How does a taco bless the table?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?