Why do pigs tell jokes?
Because they love to ham it up.
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What school subject really rocks?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?