Why do pigs tell jokes?
Because they love to ham it up.
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What is a cow's dream job?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What game do mice love to play?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why was the bee sad?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?