Why do pigs tell jokes?
Because they love to ham it up.
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Where was Noah born?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What's the most determined bird?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?