Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
An account-ant.
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why did the frog starve?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?