Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
An account-ant.
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why do bees gossip?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What snacks always have the best tan?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why are scissors so forgiving?