Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
She was a cougar.
What is the most attractive fruit?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why do bees buzz?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why do all the planets get along?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?