Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
She was a cougar.
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why do golfers hate cake?
How does a taco bless the table?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?