What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
An octopuss.
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Where was Noah born?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why do cats give such great massages?