What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
An octopuss.
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?