You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
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When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
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What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
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Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What's a frog's favorite sport?