You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
It's sNOw joke.
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
How can you make 7 even?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?