Why did the elephant eat the candle?
For light refreshment.
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
How does a barber get to work?