Why did the elephant eat the candle?
For light refreshment.
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?