Why did the elephant eat the candle?
For light refreshment.
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Which fly makes films?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?