Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Because he heard they were going to lift God's name on high
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Where do termites go camping?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why are trees always so positive?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?