Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Because he heard they were going to lift God's name on high
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What horn never makes a sound?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?