Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Because he heard they were going to lift God's name on high
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What kind of computers do horses use?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?