Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Because monkey see, monkey do.
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
How much money does a skunk have?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?