Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Because monkey see, monkey do.
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What animals make the best students?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?