Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Because monkey see, monkey do.
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What animal likes to party the most?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Where does water do all its banking?