Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
For being a cheetah.
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?