Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
For being a cheetah.
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do you call hiking college students?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What do jokesters study in college?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why do math teachers love March?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why was the mime upset?
What games do ants play with elephants?