Who does everyone's hair in space?
A cosmo-tologist!
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why was the fish so smart?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
How do you get straight A's?