Who does everyone's hair in space?
A cosmo-tologist!
What's the most masculine animal?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
How does a witch play loud music?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why was the fish so smart?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?