What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What kind of bird can write?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?