What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why do math teachers love March?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?