What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why was the horse so happy?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?