What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What birds always travel in twos?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What did summer say to spring?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?