Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Who invented fractions?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?