Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
How do you compliment a cat?
Why are cars magic?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why do all the planets get along?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?