Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What is the most adorable season?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What do cows say when you milk them?