What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Figure skating.
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?