What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Figure skating.
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What game do cows play at parties?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
This candy bar is a real home run.