Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Candy corn.
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Where does a camper keep his money?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What's a henway?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?