Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Candy corn.
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What did summer say to spring?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?