Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Candy corn.
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?