What do you call a cow in a tornado?
A milkshake.
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What is the definition of Robin?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Where does laundry go to college?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What's the politest month?
Why was the broom late for school?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?