What do you call a cow in a tornado?
A milkshake.
Where do kittens go to school?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why is winter considered holy?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?