What do you call a cow in a tornado?
A milkshake.
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Which insect is the smartest?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?