When is Dad's bedtime?
Three hours after he falls asleep in his chair.
How long will dinner be?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What is the smallest lion?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?