When is Dad's bedtime?
Three hours after he falls asleep in his chair.
Why do elephants have trunks?
What are baby potatoes called?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why do all the planets get along?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why are bakers so good at math?