When is Dad's bedtime?
Three hours after he falls asleep in his chair.
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why are all priests fit?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?