What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
You silly goose!
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?