What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
You silly goose!
The museum curator needed a break.
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Which insect makes the best father?