What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
You silly goose!
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What's black and white and red all over?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
How do automobiles fly?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What is the strongest animal?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?