What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
A tiger lily!
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do you call a magical reptile?