What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
A tiger lily!
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
How do scientists grow fruit?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?