What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
A tiger lily!
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What's the noisiest food?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why was the mime upset?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What shape has a knighthood?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?