Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
He was very dogmatic.
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What game do mice love to play?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What are you studying in math?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
How do bees get to school?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Where do termites go camping?