Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
He was very dogmatic.
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why is winter considered holy?
What birds make average students?
Where do books sleep?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?