Why was the chip acting so goofy?
He was a cheese-ball.
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
How long will dinner be?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?