Why was the chip acting so goofy?
He was a cheese-ball.
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What building always gets stains on it?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What insect runs away from everything?
What game do bats excel at?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?