Why was the chip acting so goofy?
He was a cheese-ball.
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why did the barber win the race?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?