Why did the elk have great hair?
It used a lot of moose.
What words make the best athletes?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What does a dog say before eating?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
How are mountains able to see?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do Scottish toads play?
Which former US President was always cold?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Which superhero is best at baseball?