Why did the elk have great hair?
It used a lot of moose.
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Can February March?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?