What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses.
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What animal has the most fun?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?