What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses.
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What is another name for a cow?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?