What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses.
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What boat is great at getting a deal?