What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Stuck!
Where do chips wear socks?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What's a kitty's favorite book?