What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Stuck!
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What did the sick chicken say?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
How do horses navigate at night?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
A book just fell on my head.
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Are baby skunks cute?