What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Stuck!
What is blue and not heavy?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What's the scariest letter?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What did the sickly elevator say?