Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
To celebrate Lent!
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
How do you arrest a pig?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What did the confused bee say?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
How do you make a cow float?
Which cats love to be petted?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?