Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
To celebrate Lent!
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?