Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
To celebrate Lent!
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What's the loudest sport?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why do cats always get what they want?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
How do billboards talk?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What car can't keep a secret?