What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do you call a silly hill?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?