What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.
What kind of music do planets like?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?