What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Where does water do all its banking?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do you call a small mom?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
How much money does a skunk have?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?