What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why are skeletons so calm?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
How do fleas travel?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What animal makes the best lunches?