Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
I'm not telling you. You might spread it!
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?