Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
I'm not telling you. You might spread it!
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you call a sad latte?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What sweet treat never panics?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
The museum curator needed a break.
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?