Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Because they're as fit as a fiddle!
How do amoebas make calls?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
I'm not a bad putter.
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?