Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Because they're as fit as a fiddle!
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What are baby potatoes called?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What's a priest's favorite food?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?