Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Because they're as fit as a fiddle!
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do naked fish play with?
Where does breakfast live?
What vegetables make the best music?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What dog never pays attention in class?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Where would you find an elephant?