Why did the bulldog have an accent?
He was French!
What vegetables do librarians like?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What's black and white and goes around and around?