Why did the bulldog have an accent?
He was French!
How did the toad die?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?