What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Hissssss-tory.
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?