What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Hissssss-tory.
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do cows say on NYE?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
How do amoebas make calls?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?