What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Hissssss-tory.
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why are trees always so positive?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
How long will dinner be?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?