What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Hissssss-tory.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why are goats so funny?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?