What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Ouch!
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What day do hands always go to church?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?