What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Hey neigh-bor!
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
How long do chickens work?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?