How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
By hare mail.
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What fish only swims at night?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Surprise!!!!
How can you farm during the winter?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What is the most adorable season?
Can February March?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Which princess is best suited for winter?