How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
By hare mail.
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why was the mime upset?