Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
It's pretty knit.
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why did the cow cross the road?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What is the coolest country?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?