Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
It's pretty knit.
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?