How does cardboard get its workout in?
Boxing.
What do elves learn in school?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What math figure is also in the band?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?