How does cardboard get its workout in?
Boxing.
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What day is your mom always right?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why did the goal post get angry?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What's the friendliest national park?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What's the holiest insect?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?