What should your husband name his internet connection?
Wife-i.
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?