What should your husband name his internet connection?
Wife-i.
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
A book just fell on my head.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why is winter considered holy?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?