What should your husband name his internet connection?
Wife-i.
What sport do horses love to play?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What do you call octopus twins?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?