What should your husband name his internet connection?
Wife-i.
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do Scottish toads play?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?