Where would you put an injured insect?
In an antbulance.
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What's the friendliest national park?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?