Where would you put an injured insect?
In an antbulance.
Why are all priests fit?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?