Where would you put an injured insect?
In an antbulance.
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
How does the moon cut her hair?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?