Where would you put an injured insect?
In an antbulance.
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why is heaven always so tidy?