What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Spook when you're spooken to!
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What table can you never sit at?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do fish do at parades?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?