What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Mommie Deerest.
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What did March say to the madness?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?