What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Mommie Deerest.
What bird helps you stay dry?
Do dads always snore?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Which is the worst season?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?