What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Mommie Deerest.
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What is the biggest ant in the world?