What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Ask your mother.
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What bird is always sad?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What sweet treat never panics?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?