What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Ask your mother.
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
If you need help building an ark...
Which animals make the best locksmiths?