What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Ask your mother.
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What was the first animal in space?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
The museum curator needed a break.