What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
You otter do what I say!
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
How do bees get to school?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
How long do chickens work?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?