What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
We had a lot of chocolate milk.
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why do cows go to New York?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call a silly hill?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?