What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Don't get bent out of shape!
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
How do frogs get to work?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why did electricity win the race?
Where do old bowling balls end up?