What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Don't get bent out of shape!
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why are frogs always so happy?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?