What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Don't get bent out of shape!
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Who is friends with everyone at school?