What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Don't get bent out of shape!
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why are ghosts always single?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What's the noisiest food?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What is the definition of Robin?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.