Why are all priests fit?
Because they like to exorcise.
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Which family member has tusks?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?