Why are all priests fit?
Because they like to exorcise.
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Surprise!!!!
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?