Why are all priests fit?
Because they like to exorcise.
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why do cubes make great referees?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Are baby skunks cute?