Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
They had no chemistry.
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Which bug is related to you?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?