Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
They had no chemistry.
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why is summer always sad?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Which relative loves rice?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?