Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
They had no chemistry.
Where do ants go to eat?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
How is cat food sold?