Where do pigs love to take naps?
In a ham-mock.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What's the most masculine animal?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?