Where do pigs love to take naps?
In a ham-mock.
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do little fish love to play with?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?