What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Pair-odactyls!
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why did the fish blush?
Why don't ants get sick?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
