What are baby potatoes called?
Tater tots.
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do nosey peppers do?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What shape is bad at driving?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What animals make the best students?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why are books always so angry?
Why are trees so good at interior design?