What are baby potatoes called?
Tater tots.
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do you call a Zen egg?
How do fireflies start a race?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why was the horse so happy?