What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
So-fish-ticated.
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?