What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
So-fish-ticated.
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
How do automobiles fly?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?