How do you drive a man crazy?
Hide the remote.
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do elves learn in school?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?